Top Ten Ways You Know You're NOT a Nice Girl:

1. You accept a double-dog dare, even if your job and your self-esteem are at stake.

2. You throw your ex in the shark tank at the Seattle aquarium.

3. You work for a company called Whips and Lace Manufacturing. In fact, you're Vice President.

4. You lie about your job (see #3) when you're speed dating.

5. You've been known to send adult toy care packages to your closest friends.

6. You put the guy who tried to mug you in the hospital. (Hey, it was a new Kate Spade he tried to steal!)

7. You use cleavage as a negotiating tactic.

8. You fire five people in the first five months of a new job.

9. You've never, ever been invited to Sunday dinner with a guy's family.

10. You have four weeks to convince somebody - anybody - to call you a nice person, and even your best friend doesn't think you can do it.

Ha. They want nice - they'll get nice. I can do nice. I'll be so nice, it'll make them sick.

Just watch me.

- Kirby Green

Watch for Kirby Green's story in NICE GIRLS FINISH FIRST by Alesia Holliday, coming July, 2005 from Berkley Trade!!